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To: joma89
Check out the Mormans. Serious suggestion.

On the plus side, if you're a guy Mormon then you get to be equivalent to God one day - reigning over your own planet.

If you're a girl Mormon then you get to look forward to being one of many "celestial wives" of some guy "god", so you can produce as many "spirit babies" as possible.

What's not to like?

28 posted on 01/30/2022 5:05:51 PM PST by politicket
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To: politicket
On the plus side, if you're a guy Mormon then you get to be equivalent to God one day - reigning over your own planet.

Do you get to run your planet however way you want? Because I'd make the Klingon Race and then send them across the universe conquering the planets of the other Mormon Gods. I'd burn Mitt Romney's planet to the ground.

85 posted on 01/30/2022 5:46:08 PM PST by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: politicket

Well, Hell.


154 posted on 01/30/2022 11:44:01 PM PST by Norski (Justin Trudeau has tested positive for Coward-19.)
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