[ebb tide]

Alternatively, why not just attend one of the TLM Masses in the archdiocese of Chicago that isn’t offered by a diocesan priest?

Frankencardinal Cupcake's prohibitions also applies to non-diocesan priests, e.g. the Canons Regular.

[Alberta's Child]

Maybe I misunderstood this item from the article?

This only leaves St John Cantius, St Peter’s (staffed by the Canons), and the Shrine of Christ the King.