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To: SeekAndFind

First, you count the people.
Then, you count ‘the plate money’.
Then, you see which checks are not there, and by whom.
Then comes the letter(s) to the absent parishioners:
“Uh, hi! We missed(your money) you at the last ‘x’ services. Are you well? ....”


5 posted on 10/06/2021 7:57:24 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: Terry L Smith
“Uh, hi! We missed(your money) you at the last ‘x’ services. Are you well? ....”

LOL! I attended the wedding of a family member once at a Methodist church (bride's choice) and made the mistake of signing in with my name and address on their guest register.

Sure enough, such a letter arrived about a month or so later. But they are woke and speak out against racism. So all is good with their regular congregation of 20 or so souls in a chapel that was built to seat 400.

9 posted on 10/06/2021 8:05:48 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: Terry L Smith

Terry, lots of us give cash. But your cynicism is noted.


10 posted on 10/06/2021 8:06:24 AM PDT by Persevero (You cannot comply your way out of tyranny. )
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