Posted on 09/15/2021 10:13:57 AM PDT by ebb tide
Guy called the Pope says, “I’ll have a Holy Water, with a twist.” Archbishop of Canterbury says “In the spirit of ecumenism, I’ll have the same.”
Ecumenical Patriarch says, “Those bubbles are made from CO2. Are you sure those drinks are sustainable?”
[LAUGH HERE]
That’s a warm-up joke to lead us into the ones the Tittering Trio put out in their “Joint Message for the Protection of Creation.” Find it on the Vatican’s website — which is optimized for Mosaic browsers.
The Message starts out with a real knee-slapper, “We realised that, in facing this worldwide calamity [of government and elite panic over the coroandoom], no one is safe until everyone is safe.”
It’s funny because since everyone can’t be safe, no one is safe. Ever.
That is hilarious because the old Christian message that being unsafe is an inherent part of the human condition has been transformed into an NGO-like Safety Firstism. And that never stops being funny.
(Excerpt) Read more at stream.org ...
Worse, our clerical comedians couldn’t even be bothered to write their own finish. All we have is some prayer to something named “Glasgow” (mildly amusing name): “We pray for our leaders who will gather in Glasgow to decide the future of our planet and its people.”
Maybe “Glasgow” has some sort of magic wand or something, I don’t know. How else can it decide the future of the planet and its people?
Ping
Three Baptists walk into a bar........................
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar…
And the bartender says, “Good evening, Congresswoman AOC!”..................
A gay, a muslim and Communist walk into a bar, the Bartender says, “Hi, Mr. Obama!”
Day drinking again, Murph?
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