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To: Gamecock
If someone in my church walks out thinking their good works will save them it isn’t the fault of the pastor.

Roger that bro. 👍

100 posted on 08/13/2020 3:29:41 AM PDT by Mark17 (USAF Retired. Father of a US Air Force commissioned officer, and trained Air Force combat pilot.)
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To: Mark17

Pete:
Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.

Delmar O'Donnell:
Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.

Delmar O'Donnell:
The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?

Delmar O'Donnell:
Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now.   


134 posted on 08/13/2020 6:14:42 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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