[Larry Lucido]

Well, then.

[no-to-illegals]

I’ll do it for 9 % of net worth

[Track9]

Doesn’t hurt to ask.

[TexasFreeper2009]

good luck with that since they have already been autopsied by now

[4yearlurker]

Well gee....Nigel sounds like an honest fellow.

[humblegunner]

This is how zombie apocalypses start.

[GnuThere]

Seems legit.

[Jim W N]

Who’s this charlatan?

[Gamecock]

Makes me yearn for the old days when stoning was the way to deal with false prophets.

(Not sure if this is a megachurch pastor, but if not he sure is acting like some of our usual suspects.

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[xp38]

Interesting variation on the Nigerian prince scam.

[Hot Tabasco]

Pet Sematary comes to mind.....

[Cecily]

Jesus didn’t charge any money to raise Lazarus from the dead, but this guy requires pre-payment. Something tells me there would also be no refund upon failure to perform the miracle.

[SeekAndFind]

Her doesn't want to come back by the looks of it.

[ConservativeDude]

5% now, 5% upon completion?

[chrisser]

I assume Kobe had life insurance. So I'm curious how this would work. After all, he was officially dead so presumably they'd pay out. Couldn't this guy just raise Kobe and then have Kobe give him the life insurance settlement?

Also have to assume this is a time-sensitive offer. Once the funeral home gets ahold of the body and "processes" it, I'm not sure Kobe would want to be brought back to life in that state, let alone later once decomp starts.

Maybe that's how the zombies start off? People dilly dally on raising the dead and inadvertently cross the zombification threshold.

[SeekAndFind]

Since Kobe is worth $600 Million, I guess he can ask his wife, Vanessa if she will consent to this. Heck, they will “only” be worth $540 after Kobe is raised. Fair exchange

But this negotiation would have to include Gianna.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Prophet Nigel asserted that without the 10% offer, there was no way he could bring the man and his daughter back to life because that was the instruction given to him by God Himself.

Sorry buddy. Oral Roberts tried that one and it didn't work for him either.

[cuban leaf]

Heck, I can do it for 9%. But you have to pay me the money and then close your eyes for three days to give me a head start. :)

[RoosterRedux]

"Hey, Prophet Nigel, why not just go ahead and bring Kobe back without worrying about a family commitment of payment."

The publicity related to raising the dead (and the future resultant business) will be worth much, MUCH more than a mere $50 mil.

[RckyRaCoCo]

There’s a Twilight Zone episode in there somewhere.