This reminds me of ...
“There are lots of different religions out there. Maybe thousands. We both agree they are all fairy tales - except one. I disbelieve in one more religion than you. You disbelieve 99.9% of the religions, while I disbelieve 100%. So we both have a healthy skepticism of religion, but I am just slightly more skeptical than you.
What you think about all those other religions, I think that about yours, as well.
If you can understand why I don’t believe in all those other religions, then you’ll understand why I don’t believe in yours, either.”
Using this unassailable logic; it is OBVIOUS that YOUR religion is the one to follow.
Could you please let the rest of us in on it?