"I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
Posted on 06/05/2018 11:50:39 AM PDT by CedarDave
HOBBS, N.M. — The Roman Catholic Diocese of Las Cruces is investigating reports that a bronze statue of Our Lady of Guadalupe at a southeastern New Mexico church is weeping.
The Hobbs News-Sun reports the investigation comes after alleged witness accounts of tears coming down the eyes of a bronze statue at Our Lady of Guadalupe Catholic Church in Hobbs, New Mexico.
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LOL I think I remember that one!
Sorry, you’ll have to explain that one ...
Somebody rubbed some Hatch chile in her eyes.
The ACU gave her an 85% Conservative rating in 2017 while in the NM House. You never know for sure until they hit DC.
Which begs the question, what did Jesus look like that anyone would recognize his image on a piece of toast?
“Albuquerque” is such a funny cartoonish name.
“It’s very much safer than either Albuquerque or Roswell.”
I don’t know ALBQ well, but, as a NIMI grad, I get defensive about Roswell.
In seriousness, I’d put Hobbes as far worse than Roswell due to the oilfield workers (and I am an oilfield worker).
There is so much meth and bad driving going on there, you would not recognize it.
“Somebody rubbed some Hatch chile in her eyes.”
I’ve done that enough I think I am immune.
May start putting pepper spray on my food.
I got one seed from some X-hot chile I bought in Deming in my eye and I thought my head was going to burst from all the phlegm coming out of my sinuses, tear ducts flowing like fire hoses, etc. Luckily I lived way out in the woods because I hollered like a stuck pig too.
I have gotten a little pepper spray in my eyes from a leaking canister I put my fingers on. That stuff ain’t diddly compared to that one stinking seed. It just makes my eyes burn a little.
Wish I knew what variety that was. Small chiles, about half the size of Anaheims.
Did Bugs EVER make it to Pismo beach?
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