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12 Surefire Methods For Standing Out From The Crowd During Church
Babylon Bee ^ | 3-19-18 | B. Bee

Posted on 03/20/2018 10:49:23 AM PDT by fishtank

12 Surefire Methods For Standing Out From The Crowd During Church

March 19, 2018

You know what’s the literal worst? Going through all the trouble to put on your best clothes from Hollister, drive all the way to church, and worship the Lord Most High—only to realize later that not a single person even noticed you the whole time you were singing God’s praises and having the Word of God preached to you. Everyone’s eyes were on the worship band or on the pastor.

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To: raiderboy

Context

Context

Context


61 posted on 03/20/2018 6:34:03 PM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: Luircin

I will not attack you personally because that violates the rules here. If the facts that I state are a threat to you, ask yourself why.


62 posted on 03/20/2018 6:35:23 PM PDT by raiderboy ( "...if we have to close down our government, weÂ’re building that wall" DJT)
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To: Luircin

I think even Bart Ehrman would understand the muzzled ox.....


63 posted on 03/20/2018 6:35:51 PM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: fishtank

Not sure what the context of your comment is?


64 posted on 03/20/2018 6:36:22 PM PDT by raiderboy ( "...if we have to close down our government, weÂ’re building that wall" DJT)
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To: raiderboy; Salvation
Documents are voluminous available at any library. I don’t do research for the ignorant.

If you've done the research as you claim you should be able to provide your documentation. When you make a claim as yours on FR I believe you are required to substantiate said claim. It's called the Salvation rule.

65 posted on 03/20/2018 6:44:44 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: ealgeone

Good luck in your intellectual studies. You will be enlightened.


66 posted on 03/20/2018 6:50:18 PM PDT by raiderboy ( "...if we have to close down our government, weÂ’re building that wall" DJT)
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To: raiderboy

Except that you haven’t stated any facts.

You’ve stated opinions and demand that they be accepted as facts.

Do you claim to be Christian? If so, I’d have to ask what kind of Christian you can possibly call yourself.


67 posted on 03/20/2018 6:57:56 PM PDT by Luircin
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To: raiderboy

“Documents are voluminous available at any library. I don’t do research for the ignorant.”

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The go-to resort for the man who HAS no evidence and doesn’t want to admit it.

LOL.


68 posted on 03/20/2018 6:59:04 PM PDT by Luircin
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To: raiderboy

Playground rules apply here, raiderboy. Either put up or hush up.


69 posted on 03/20/2018 7:01:50 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: Luircin

Boom!


70 posted on 03/20/2018 7:02:46 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: raiderboy

What facts? We are still waiting....


71 posted on 03/20/2018 7:06:45 PM PDT by Mom MD ( .)
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To: fishtank

Some of these would go unnoticed In some churches,


72 posted on 03/20/2018 7:14:25 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Point and case many Freepers are parchal to cow bells.
I heard parchal before but I’m don’t remember seeing it written.


73 posted on 03/20/2018 7:20:34 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Some of these would go unnoticed In some churches,

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Sad but true!

Then again, it’s been a problem for thousands of years; why should we expect anything different now?


74 posted on 03/20/2018 7:23:09 PM PDT by Luircin
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To: metmom; wbarmy; Lowell1775; Luircin; raiderboy; Jemian; Mr Rogers; redleghunter; ...
Lowell1775; Luircin; raiderboy Raiderboy is our resident grump. He needs to be ignored.

And rebuked, as one who rejects most of the NT as the inspired word of God (Pauline apostles to start) , and must imagine overseers have no congregations to overseer, and after years of study in Greek is ignorant of the fact that Ekklesia does not simply refer to believers but an assembly even of pagans, ( Acts 19:39) and also seems ignorant of the fact that of the lineage of Luke 3:23 does not say Christ the Son of God was the son of Joseph, but "as was supposed." and that and that Christians met and engaged in activity for spiritual purposes on the 1st day; (Acts 20:7; 1 Co. 16:2) And that by condemning judging he condemns himself.

And who knows what else the rebel believes. He is a cult unto himself.

75 posted on 03/20/2018 7:51:30 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Trust the risen Lord Jesus to save you as a damned and destitute sinner + be baptized + follow Him)
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To: raiderboy

I agree in many ways with your post.


76 posted on 03/20/2018 7:54:41 PM PDT by wgmalabama (The government murdered Robert LaVoy Finicum - what makes you think you are not next?)
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To: Salvation
Men don’t wear hats in a Catholic Church.

Nor in evangelical or most Prot ones, nor did the one in the silly cartoon.

77 posted on 03/20/2018 7:57:46 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Trust the risen Lord Jesus to save you as a damned and destitute sinner + be baptized + follow Him)
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To: raiderboy
God doesn't need gifts. He own everything. If God is sovereign , what does he need missionaries for? Give me a clue.

God doesn't need worship either. (Acts 17:25) But He commands it, as well as giving to those who forsook making money to serve God (and who are not to require money, but seek and serve the Lord regardless and He will provide).

78 posted on 03/20/2018 8:01:10 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Trust the risen Lord Jesus to save you as a damned and destitute sinner + be baptized + follow Him)
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To: raiderboy

“That is “believers” you cannot refute that. It is fact not subject to opinion.”

So why was it applied to an assembly of non-believers in Acts 19.39?


79 posted on 03/20/2018 8:21:32 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: fishtank

Or a pastor in his sermon who was talking about Jesus healing the woman who suffered from a “bloody flux”, but mispronounced it (yep, he did and had probably spent all morning practicing so he WOULDN’T make that mistake).:-O


80 posted on 03/20/2018 10:21:06 PM PDT by boatbums (The Law is a storm which wrecks your hopes of self-salvation, but washes you upon the Rock of Ages.)
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