[AlaskaErik]

What the hell are you doing on this forum?

When I was 10 years old my mother forced me to go to this catholic church where a child molester jammed a cracker and some wine down my throat while babbling a bunch of nonsense in an extinct language. According to every catholic I've revealed this to, this makes me a catholic for life. So I'm just complaining about "my" church and pushing for reform.

[MarineBrat]

...my mother forced me
...a child molester jammed
...cracker
...down my throat
...babbling a bunch of nonsense
...extinct language

You have a substantial penchant for drama. I recommend forgiveness.