Posted on 08/09/2017 4:29:18 PM PDT by Morgana
She likes to hear herself talk.
She will literally become anything, anyone and say anything necessary to claw her way back into power.
Did you see this unbelievable story in The Atlantic? Apparently not satire but it just shows that she really thinks believers have no brains and are easily led by vile people.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3575358/posts
At least Jim Bakker wrote a book called “I Was Wrong”.
No way, did Hillary always dream of becoming a minister and there is absolutely NO WAY that dear little Chelsea was told about abortion in Sunday School, at the age of 6!
Is there a Commandment that that family hasn't broken many times over? I doubt it!
And whatever Hillary imagines Methodism to be, her ideas are the antithesis of what John and Charles Wesley preached and taught!
Whenever I hear talk about what Hillary will do next, I am reminded of this conversation :
George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn’t even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a color man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that’s really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That’s true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it’s probably a union thing.
Why has she not beed arrested for bribery?
whatever happened to the old “Get ye to a nunnery” ???
Hillary is not Catholic.
Only if she can lay hands on lay women.
She’ll fit in perfectly: the UM can’t find any reason to condemn homosexuality or abortion. She’ll fit right in.
I remember when bill was running for reelection . She floated the “ we’re thinking of adopting “ balloon . BS
What are the Vegas odds on a Lightning Bolt?
All of the Clintons will and have said ANYTHING...but never mean a word of it.
Sure, whenever the Marines would let her have some time off.
I suspect this is a mixture of Hillary Clinton telling people what she thinks they want to hear, and reporters expanding "wants to preach" into "wants to become a minister."
As the article goes on to say, the Methodists "have a long history of lay preaching." Guest preachers may not be that uncommon and one may not have to preach very often to be a guest preacher.
“I decided, how can I demonstrate my Marxism? The thought was, infiltrate the church. So I consciously made a decision to look into that prospect.” - Jim Jones
Of course not satire. She really means it, and I think she’d be really excellent at it. Really. There alone on the altar in an empty church, she could spout whatever she thinks about God and Man. Really.
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