We had a visiting priest once who sort of spoke Spanish. He wanted to tell the congregation that they should be careful about the sort of movies (
cines) they watched, but first he said they had to be take care at supper (
cenas) and then reemphasized that children, especially, shouldn't watch to many bosoms (
senos).
There was lots of stifled snorting and a few whoops.
We had one lector switch the words “Immorality” instead of saying “Immortality.”
The mistake was brought up at the next lector training, but unfortunate she was not present.