I think this is the two guys that came to my door one fall. I stepped out and told them that
Iam the elder, and proceeded to give them a Sunday School lesson on Hebrews Chapter 1 whileI made them open their KJVs while I quoted it word for word from memory, then gave the proper exegesis on why Jesus is The God, inviting them to be saved. They tromped away, kicking the fallen leaves in their sore displeasure.
Two weeks later, I was at a friend's house, and the same two knocked on his door. My friend came and got me. I took the opportunity when it knoked, stepped out, and gave them the second barrel with a lecture on trying to earn their way to heaven. Boy! I've never seen such a grumpy pair of disappointed door-to-door Mormevangelists since then. This is true. I know they have a address book with people's names in it. They do not come to ny addresss any more, do they.
I know they have a address book with people's names in it.So do JWs...
If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.
If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DON’T be a cultist!
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