[Elsie]

But alas there are factions. The ham vs non-ham factions, as well as the relatively clear (but crowded) broth containing chunks of potato, vs the blenderized kind.

Even among CATHOLICS??

LOL!

[Mrs. Don-o]

Now just wait a dern minute. I was not speaking of factions amongst Catholics. I was speaking of factions in the House of Don-o (who is Russian Orthodox. Of all things!) Concerning the most right and just way to soupify the soup!

But my husband is really the master soupifier. We don't want to boderation, no. We kinds stew together nicely. We jussa live in peace.