[Adder]

I have yet to have one of those Bibles leap from the drawer and attack me in my sleep.

Hint to atheists: they do not burn or bite. If you don’t believe, they will not bother you, especially if you leave them alone.

[Bubba_Leroy]

I have yet to have one of those Bibles leap from the drawer and attack me in my sleep.

To the left, Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Speech mean freedom from ever having to suffer contact with any religion or speech that they don't like.