To hear him tell it, it's his wife who may well be the desperate one. ;^')
But no matter what, the critters will most always look up to, and respect a guy. A little. Cats and goats though, they could be running an elaborate con.
It can hard to pin them on it.
Even when catching them in the act, they suddenly smile, "who? me?" as I'm sure you've noticed, and further suspected.
True dat!
You guys only have my brilliance for a few hours a day.