Man! I was clueless! I could’ve *been* the DM had I known that I had any power.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Could’ve been the DM? Ha!
You could have enslaved the DM, and most of the other players, into your own personal harem. Used them to further your own selfish ambitions, then cast their empty, broken shells aside. And they would have been THRILLED about it.
Speaks mightily of your good character, that you didn’t. :-)