Could’ve been the DM? Ha!
You could have enslaved the DM, and most of the other players, into your own personal harem. Used them to further your own selfish ambitions, then cast their empty, broken shells aside. And they would have been THRILLED about it.
Speaks mightily of your good character, that you didn’t. :-)
You forget... I was a girl nerd.
One day I showed up all dressed up in a mini-skirt, blouse, and makeup. Had my hair did. I had a date directly after the game.
The guys all looked up at me, puzzled, as I walked into the room. (We’d moved to the library by that point)
(DM) “Excuse me miss. But this is a private party.”
(me - taking my seat) “Very funny. Pass me a Jolt”
(crickets)
(whisper) “OMG. That’s Marie.”
(another whisper) “She’s a GIRL!”
(room erupts in howls)
They teased me for a month - in a friendly way.
I was cute at that age, but wasn’t capable of enslaving anyone. Shrank back into my trench coat, metal shirt, and jeans for another year.