“Are you twelve or thirteen years old?”
Were you twelve or thirteen years old when you said this:
“Does that mean I go to one of them, Carnac?”
or this:
“Doesn’t every Catholic parish have a novus ordo church?”
or this:
“My Novus Ordo church sure didn’t.”
or this:
“Are you looking to ditch your wife and “marry” another?”
Kettle.
Pot.
I was wrong on both guesses. Nine years old or younger.