"Darn that's a really big haystack you've built there! Too tired to actually form the straw into men?"
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Well, that sure
is a huge stack of posts listed there (and it is an even
bigger stack now), but I would never mis-characterize those posts as "hay" or "straw". There is another, far more accurate name for them.
(And this thread is way too long already, so I'm going to find a more inspiring thread to peruse.)
Good evening to all men and women of good will here.