The thought never occurred to me. But if some Mormon contacted me, I would be courteous and let him know I'm happy with my own religion, thanks.
Seriously, I seem to have tapped a subterranean current of anti-Mormon paranoia. Fascinating. I know that every church has disgruntled ex-members, and the Mormon Church is likely no exception, but this stuff is wild. You guys think there are Mormon agents lurking out there waiting to pounce on unsuspecting unbelievers, and for some reason their underwear seems to have significance.... as I say...fascinating.
Don't flatter yourself...it's unbecoming.
You mock those you don't know and mock that which you don't understand...and yet, somehow, you are the one who holds the moral high ground?
It is but too laugh.