Slander slop.
Nourished on anomalies and scandals, your gumshoe examples and the periods of some abuses over the course of centuries prove of yourself to have no respect for, and no interest in appreciating the Holy Sacrament of Matrimony, ( there are only seven Holy Sacraments) but prefer to feed only on the examples of failed protections of the Holy Sacrament.
How classless your motives and bovine your braying.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Cows don't bray.