Well, God can turn a phrase as well as an Enlishman.
You made me smile and I really needed that. I have a severe case of bronchitis and am facing eye muscle surgery, hopefully before the end of the year. Plus, I am really sad that Jack Cristil, the Voice of the Bulldogs has died. I started listening to him as a very young kid. I would get a sheet of paper and draw the plays, yards gained/lost, etc. My late husband and I met him a few times at Bulldogs’ basketball games when we were students at State. He was the best and will be missed by MSU Bulldogs everywhere. So, wrap it in Maroon and White. RIP, Jack. You will be missed. He had been football announcer since the early 1950’s.
You can’t make this stuff up!