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Magic Underwear & Magic Food
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

Posted on 07/31/2014 11:11:43 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.


TOPICS: Catholic; Charismatic Christian; Evangelical Christian; General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant; Other Christian; Religion & Culture; Theology
KEYWORDS: bigotry; inman; lds; mormon; nonchristian
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To: Elsie

Yeah, sounds about right.


541 posted on 08/07/2014 2:46:32 PM PDT by ravenwolf (s)
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To: ravenwolf

542 posted on 08/08/2014 3:33:40 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Ok if I crash this little party? ;)


543 posted on 08/12/2014 11:16:20 PM PDT by SENTINEL (Kneel down to God. Stand up to tyrants. STICK TO YOUR GUNS !)
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To: SENTINEL
Only if you remain an HONORABLE individual...
544 posted on 08/13/2014 3:31:41 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: GeronL
You can go ahead and hold your breath too.

I did; but I held it for so long people were mistaking me for Papa Smurf!

Maybe they've gone to sleep...

545 posted on 08/13/2014 3:47:17 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: workerbee; miss marmelstein; Legatus; dirtymac; Utah Binger; Dr. Ursus; ravenwolf; Sentinal

...although I didn’t make that a requirement back in reply #325.

Perhaps some of our huffing and puffing Mormons will re-emerge from the shadows and tell us how you’ve gone so badly wrong.


546 posted on 08/13/2014 3:51:27 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

I would appreciate if you would remove my name from your list. Thank you.


547 posted on 08/13/2014 3:54:04 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Elsie

lol


548 posted on 08/13/2014 9:39:39 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: miss marmelstein
I don't have a list.

I culled your name from apparent Mormonism enablers found in this thread.

549 posted on 08/13/2014 7:32:55 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: GeronL

550 posted on 08/13/2014 7:34:40 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

list noun
1 a number of connected items or names written or printed consecutively

Looks like a list to me.


551 posted on 08/13/2014 8:13:33 PM PDT by BlueMoose
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To: Elsie

looks like list ok names


552 posted on 08/13/2014 8:50:35 PM PDT by BlueMoose
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To: BlueMoose

I ‘interpreted’ her comment as a ‘list’ that is kept in my virtual desk drawer and pulled out when I need to reference it.I DO have one of those; but her name is NOT on it.

I like folks with a little bit of fight in them to converse with.


553 posted on 08/14/2014 4:17:19 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

Stop culling.


554 posted on 08/14/2014 10:47:50 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard Lives Yet!)
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