Posted on 07/31/2014 11:11:43 AM PDT by greyfoxx39
Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.
Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.
Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.
Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).
Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.
Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.
It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.
The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.
Yeah, sounds about right.
Ok if I crash this little party? ;)
I did; but I held it for so long people were mistaking me for Papa Smurf!
Maybe they've gone to sleep...
...although I didn’t make that a requirement back in reply #325.
Perhaps some of our huffing and puffing Mormons will re-emerge from the shadows and tell us how you’ve gone so badly wrong.
I would appreciate if you would remove my name from your list. Thank you.
lol
I culled your name from apparent Mormonism enablers found in this thread.
list noun
1 a number of connected items or names written or printed consecutively
Looks like a list to me.
looks like list ok names
I ‘interpreted’ her comment as a ‘list’ that is kept in my virtual desk drawer and pulled out when I need to reference it.I DO have one of those; but her name is NOT on it.
I like folks with a little bit of fight in them to converse with.
Stop culling.
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