Magic Underwear & Magic Food

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

[greyfoxx39]

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.

[Elsie]

I have never saw a Mormons under wear.

It was posted in this thread...

[Elsie]

Look into your own Christian (I presume) church and get it cleaned up..

LOOK!

Over THERE!

[greyfoxx39]

Now whether Greyfoxx39 is a member of the Hillary team or not I have no idea (and could care less); but it should be fairly obvious that it was a post that was planted by some political operative for political reasons and not to advance a religion. But like most everything else that’s posted on this site, it’s just my opinion.

Your opinion is 100% wrong....there is nothing political about the article I posted...it is regarding the ridiculousness AND the anti-Christian nature of the mormon religion, 100%.

I am convinced that Mitt Romney is responsible for the horrid situation the country is in, not only because of his destruction leashed upon the other candidates for POTUS, but because his grandiose belief that he was "ordained by God" to fulfill the "prophecy" that speaks of a day when the Constitution of the United States will “hang by a thread.” It will be “preserved and saved” by a White Horse, A.K.A. the Mormon Church, and this belief led to his lackadaisical attempt to win the election.

[Elsie]

You are so preoccupied with this useless dribble regarding Mormonism.

Keep on reading; you'll get to the OBSESSION memo...

[Elsie]

What it guys!

Mormons just LOVE to get Catholics and Protestants going at one another so they can slip away in the cat fight.

[ravenwolf]

HEAVEN-The Mormon church teaches there are three levels of heaven (three “degrees of glory”

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Little bit different than what Jesus says.

Matthew 25:31-46

31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

42 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

43 I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

[ravenwolf]

It was posted in this thread...

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I do not look at any pictures unless it is gorgeous women.

[ravenwolf]

Yeah...IF...

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You are the one who said the wrong path to heaven, if it is to heaven how can it be the wrong one? I will take the one I can get on.

[one Lord one faith one baptism]

I hear you and will leave the thread.

[Syncro]

Look at the history of our faith and what a bloodbath we have created: Judaism, Christianity, Muslim.

I don't think the poster you posted that to includes in "his" faith "Muslim."

Any other Christian would reject "muslim" as being part of his/her faith also.

I certainly don't include it, but apparently the Catholics do. The pope says they have the same god as the Islamists.

The only bloodbaths I know of with those three are Catholic crusades/etc and the "convert by the sword" muslims.

[Morgana]

“I STRONGLY DISAGREE. Other Catholics tell me that if I don’t receive Holy Communion on my tongue I am not a good Catholic. I even have one friend who says you must go to a Latin Mass to be a good Catholic. I’m soooooooooooooooo sick and tired of all of the religious correctness!!!!!!!”

Yea I have dealt with those issues. I love the Latin Mass, I call it “that old time religion”.

[Elsie]

Instead of spewing page after page of pointless dibble about how evil Joseph Smith WAS and what God wants us to do, maybe you should cast the plank out of your own eye before wanting to cast out the mote in others eye.

What plank did you have in mind?

What false doctrine am I teaching?

[Elsie]

You are the one who said the wrong path to heaven, if it is to heaven how can it be the wrong one?

Sure did! ---> But there are MANY who can send us down the WRONG path to Heaven.

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Matthew 7:13
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

[Elsie]

No need to leave.

You can stay and read MORE things that Mormonism, Inc. has written and taught...

[Elsie]

I do not look at any pictures unless it is gorgeous women.

There just MIGHT be one under there!

 

 

1 Timothy 4:1-2
1. The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons.
2. Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron.

[Elsie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zions_Cooperative_Mercantile_Institution

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[svcw]

Please point out what is wrong or an exaggeration

[Elsie]

You’ll get “I am a Christian.”

[Elsie]

 

1.  many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.	http://www.mormonwiki.com/Consecrated_Oil
2. Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a   specific company, their god will protect them from harm.	https://store.lds.org/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/LogonPopupView?secureText=yes&catalogId=10557&successViewURL=http%3A%2F%2Fstore.lds.org%2Fwebapp%2Fwcs%2Fstores%2Fservlet%2FCategory3_715839595_10557_3074457345616706241_-1___&langId=-1&storeId=715839595   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zions_Cooperative_Mercantile_Institution
3. Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.	Participants are taught highly symbolic gestures and passwords considered necessary to pass by angels guarding the way to heaven, and are instructed not to reveal them to others.[1][2][3]
4. Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).	http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/lifestyle/55464305-80/church-women-lds-mormon.html.csp
5. Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.	The sacrament consists of prepared bread and water,  http://www.mormon.org/faq/church-welcome-visitors
6. Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and       wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.	https://www.lds.org/scriptures/dc-testament/dc/89?lang=eng   Garments and ceremonial clothing relate to covenants made in the temple. Because of their sacred nature, membership verification is required to view these items.

 

 

 

 

1. John D. Charles. (2004). Endowed from on high: Understanding the symbols of the endowment. Springfield, UT: Horizon Publishers.
2. Boyd K. Packer. (2002). Preparing to enter the holy temple. Salt Lake City, UT: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
3. Michael W. Homer. (1994). “Similarity of priesthood in masonry”: The relationship between Freemasonry and Mormonism. Dialogue, 27(3), 2-113.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zions_Cooperative_Mercantile_Institution

[ravenwolf]

But there are MANY who can send us down the WRONG path to Heaven.

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A path to heaven can not be the wrong one.

No one is going to send me any place, if I go to hell it will not be any ones fault but mine.

Jesus warned us about the religious hypocrites that would not enter in nor would allow any one else in.

Mathew 23
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But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in.

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Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows’ houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

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Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

It just happened to be the Jews that Jesus was talking about but fits the religious leaders of today just as well.

Were all Jews religious? no, if they had of been Jesus would not have picked his apostles from among them, he would not have had the 12 apostles unless he got them from among the gentiles.

Jesus was not bashing Jews he was bashing religion.

How many of the things Jesus said fits your religion?

And it is not just Mormons silly under wear, how about the silly Pentecostals who think they are not going to die but just fly away laughing at the rest of us, or the Catholics counting their beads, who ever can count the beads the fastest maybe?

Or any other person or group that refers to them selves as being religious.

The point is if we are going to make fun of one ridicules religion and if it is religion it is ridicules then we need to make fun of all of them in order to be fair.

The problem with the religious nuts is that they are so busy criticizing other religions that they can not see the stupid things and the false doctrines in their own.

Lets get them all, and I don`t have one so I guess we can get the ones who do not believe in religion also.

One thing I think we can be sure of, when God looks down on this earth today he will see nothing but mouths flapping and I am just sorry to be one of them.