Fascinating description. I could use it.
I'm a social change practitioner: I go around with a gang of little children, acting rather weird.
I'm a media consumer and analyst: I read books and watch programs, write about my opinions, and engage in discussions.
I'm an online engagement expert: I have lots of FRiends with whom I engage online every day (unless the Interwebs iz borked), and I also email my mother.
Makes more sense than her description!