We had a guest priest for the Spanish Mass once who "mostly" spoke Spanish ... more than our pastor, who just reads it phonetically. This priest wanted to tell the congregation that families should be careful about what movies (
cines) they watch, but first he said they should be careful about their
cenas, dinners, and later he reiterated that one has to be very cautious about showing
senos, bosoms.
Lots of gasps and choking at that point ...
Lots of gasps and choking at that point ...Our good Lord might have even smiled.
More likely He groaned at the pun, with a roll of his Almighty Eyes.
He did invent the pun so He has to hear them.
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At one of the parishes I used to attend there was one, VERY loud, off-key woman, singing her heart out. OWWWWW.
The organist told me: "God have her that voice so HE should have to listen to it too!"
:o)