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To: Tax-chick
Lots of gasps and choking at that point ...

Our good Lord might have even smiled.
More likely He groaned at the pun, with a roll of his Almighty Eyes.

He did invent the pun so He has to hear them.

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At one of the parishes I used to attend there was one, VERY loud, off-key woman, singing her heart out. OWWWWW.
The organist told me: "God have her that voice so HE should have to listen to it too!"
:o)

19 posted on 06/14/2014 7:36:41 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

When we have volunteers for our choir who aren’t quite up to it, we just adjust the microphone pickup at the central sound board. A singer who’s all on the same note actually isn’t a problem, if the volume is set right.


20 posted on 06/14/2014 7:40:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I have a classic sports car.)
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To: cloudmountain
He did invent the pun so He has to hear them.

God also created Lucifer and God created Hell. God hears the mournful cries of the damned as He also hears giggles in the pews.

22 posted on 06/14/2014 8:37:07 PM PDT by ebb tide
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