[Alex Murphy]

Recently the FRoman Catholics made the claim that Satanists co-oping their trinkets was proof that Rome is the true religion. Now we see an attack on Protestants by a Godless secular press outlet. Let's just sit back and see if the FRoman Catholic contingent can connect the dots here or if they will be inconsistent in their analysis.

Several years ago, there was a thread in which some FRoman Catholics actually claimed that their comparatively high rate of clergy sexual abuse was proof(!) that Rome was the true religion. They claimed that sexual abuse was another form of satanic attack, and therefore whatever church had the most cases of sexual abuse was the "true religion" that Satan was interested in bringing down.

I can imagine how that argument goes over with parents who are considering using the parish nursery.

[Gamecock]

That would make a heck of a sign out in front of the parish!