Posted on 05/06/2014 5:35:55 PM PDT by NYer
Edited on 05/06/2014 7:08:38 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
MAY 6--Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.
A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who ran into
the road to stop a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.
Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act, Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, [snip]
The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, four children in the wedding party, according to a police report.
When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.
Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.
Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions. (2 pages)
“...who were laying on the church lawn...”
Sometimes wrong grammar comes out right.
Golf courses are better.
I see you didn't read the article.
Let’s see them do that on the lawn of a mosque.
Hint 1: the cops wouldn’t be called.
Hint 2: the coroner would.
Hint 3: sometimes the medieval approach is the best.
O.M.G.!
Why not go for the 2:1 tazer shot ?
LOL :)
Yikes! I’m guessing Boones Farm strawberry wine was involved.
It would have to be with a projectile of some sort. You couldn’t get close enough to use anything else. Plus, your eyes would burn out. You wouldn’t want that . . .
Those Catholics have everything! My church didn’t even have musical instruments, cool colored glass windows, or even manger scenes, and they’re having sex on the lawn.
Maybe it was part of those "Come Home" recruitment drives the Catholics are always going on about.
On the church steeple?
"Cigareets, and Whusky, and Wild, Wild Wimmin"
(performed here by Peter Sellers and the Muppets), and then I thought of the old Elvis song with the line "... a team of wild horses couldn't tear us apart...".
(Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.)
Then my thoughts turned serious, and I started thinking how, no matter what kind of distressing disguise these poor folks were displaying in their disgraceful, public drunken debauchery, they were still a son and daughter of God.
I'm praying that after they pay their debt to society, they soberly find their way back to that Church, to the confessional, or to the RCIA class, and to the true love that Jesus Christ offers every single child of God.
The next song I thought of was this good old hymn:
Indeed. It's not like the lady was wearing white before Memorial Day.
That, would truly be crass.
Iroquois Steeplechase here in Nashville used to be a common place at night for my wickedness
When we lived in town......
Golf course is a good idea
Beaches are a horrible idea btw
At least it doesn’t seem to have been done as some kind of protest against the Catholic Church, that’s what I was afraid of. Just crazy fools acting like animals.
Yeah, the sand. But nice, well-tended turf? Lovely. Although I have to say things have changed everywhere since the advent of ubiquitous surveillance cameras.
Good point....
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