“Over my next five blog posts, I am going to critique the famous five points of Calvinist theology.”
This certainly is not a good start for the “next five blog posts.” It is obvious this author does not fully grasp the presuppositions of Calvinism, and as such makes straw man claims about Calvinism.
This does not bode well for the rest of blog posts critique.
At least enjoy the “next five blog posts” for its humorous mischaracterizations and misrepresentations.
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