[Former Fetus]

A long time ago, when I was in high school (Spain) we went on field trip to a monastery. We were told ahead of the trip that we would see the body of the founder of the monastery who had died sometime in the Middle Ages, and that the body was “miraculously preserved”. I don’t remember many details, other than I was very excited at the idea of seeing a body preserved for over 1000 years... It was a big disappointment, it looked just like the Egyptian mummies when they remove the bandages: small, dry, black. It was hard to recognize it as a real body, let alone one miraculously preserved...

[JSteff]

It was hard to recognize it as a real body

But it was real... just like my x'x roasts are..(she way over cooks all the cuts of meat she makes).
Like I said, my "X".. there was a reason for the 'X' in the sentence and in reality.

[Elsie]

It was hard to recognize it as a real body, let alone one miraculously preserved...

Who ya gonna believe?

The Church? Or your lying eyes??