To: Vigilanteman
But some pastors are so anxious to increase attendance and collection plate offerings, they will try anything. I don't know how this increases attendance. And even if I were to go to church nekid, I wouldn't have anywhere to put my wallet, ergo, nothing for the collection plate.
16 posted on
02/11/2014 12:59:44 PM PST by
Tenacious 1
(My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
To: Tenacious 1
I’m sure the fat lady next to you will kindly store it for you under a fold of fat.
52 posted on
02/11/2014 2:02:52 PM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
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To: Tenacious 1
Scotch Tape a $20 to your nekkid butt.
60 posted on
02/11/2014 2:28:21 PM PST by
Carriage Hill
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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