[Hugin]

It does suggest a new PR campaign...”We don’t rape half as many kids as you think we do!”

[Salvation]

Please check the dateline of this story. LOL! It’s not new!

[Oliviaforever]

“It does suggest a new PR campaign...”We don’t rape half as many kids as you think we do!””

“And sometimes the kids we do rape tend to exaggerate the extent of said rape trauma suffered said rape.”

[fr_freak]

It does suggest a new PR campaign...”We don’t rape half as many kids as you think we do!”

Or alternatively, "It turns out we don't rape nearly as many kids as Protestant ministers, public school teachers, Democrat congressman, and Hollywood producers."