Catholic Ping!
I have a sad confession to make. I ran over the Virgin Mary recently.
I was driving on I-8 and the car in front of me swerved. I couldn’t swerve, and ran over what it had avoided. What it had avoided got stuck under my engine, between the front wheels. Loud dragging noise!
I pulled off the interstate, onto the shoulder. It was about 3 foot high plastic Virgin Mary, kneeling, in prayer. There were two holes, each the size of a 100 watt light bulb. My daughter was able to reach under, thread a rope through the two holes, and we were able to pull it out from under the truck.
Gosh! I guess I need to say some ‘Hail Mary’s.