When Joey comes back will he have groupies or get married to a bunch of women in a mass marriage ceremony?
Well, while you may have asked this Q in jest, once the Mormon jesus returns...don't be surprised that it could happen.
I have in my hand a 1979 published "Mormon Doctrine" book by Lds "apostle" Bruce McConkie. The book was originally published in 1958, but was directed by Lds "prophet" David O. McKay to be revised in 1966.
McConkie made the changes after McKay assigned Lds first counselor Marion G. Romney to review the book, and assigned first counselor -- later to be named "prophet" -- Spencer W. Kimball...to serve as McConkie's "mentor" during the revision process.
So, what I'm saying is this book was reviewed for "OK" status (in its revision state) by two Lds "prophets" -- plus was published later by the Lds Church book publisher Deseret.
So on p. 578, McConkie writes:
"Obviously the holy practice [entry is under "Plural Marriage" category] will commence again after the Second Coming of the Son of Man and the ushering in of the millennium."
So, what about all that PR that Mormons have put away polygamy? (Hey, they're just "biding their time" waiting for Smith & the Mormon jesus to return!)