You've been warned.
2 posted on
11/17/2013 5:18:36 PM PST by
markomalley
(Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
To: markomalley
My answer to satire
@#$% !!!
11 posted on
11/17/2013 5:24:46 PM PST by
WildHighlander57
((WildHighlander57 returning after lurking since 2000))
To: markomalley
Hahaha.
The Brits DO make so many movies, especially old ones, that when there ISN'T a Brit accent, I wonder.
To: markomalley
There was a semi-tongue in cheek episode of the X-Files titled "The Lazarus Bowl," that was built on (what I thought was) a pretty cool premise: as Christ spoke the words resurrecting Lazarus, a potter nearby was forming a bowl and the words were recorded a la a phonograph...
20 posted on
11/17/2013 5:33:12 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: markomalley
A base canard! Everyone knows that Jesus was a Celt and Judas was British!
"Dia shábháil ar fad anseo!"
Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!
Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)
32 posted on
11/17/2013 5:39:29 PM PST by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN - 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: markomalley
Found it... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeoacoustics
“A 2000 episode of The X-Files, “Hollywood A.D.”, features “The Lazarus Bowl”, a mythical piece of pottery reputed to have recorded on it the words that Jesus Christ spoke when he raised Lazarus from the dead.”
Have it queued up now.
39 posted on
11/17/2013 5:48:17 PM PST by
gop4lyf
(Are we no longer in that awkward time? Or is it still too early?)
To: markomalley
What I find very interesting is that, among the Roman occupying Forces, the officials spoke with lovely, refined British Accents while the ordinary foot soldiers had Cockney Accents!
(Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
This verbal class distinction by now should be antique.
If you spoke as they do sir, instead of the way you do,
Why you might be occupying Judea too!”
To: markomalley
Thank you for the warning, there have been too many times when it was hard to tell the difference.
I have always been amazed at how many agave plants and prickly pear cactuses grew in the middle east during Jesus’ time!
49 posted on
11/17/2013 5:58:07 PM PST by
Ellendra
("Laws were most numerous when the Commonwealth was most corrupt." -Tacitus)
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