[smvoice]

What? “Sinless, bodily assumed, keeper of grace, Mother of the Universe, pope making, priest faking remit/retain sins, eucharist invoking, saint promoting, prayers for the dead devoting, purgatory emoting, and Rev. 12 blindly groping” people is what God calls us to be? In the Bible the Catholic Church wrote? Please give the Scriptures so I can look these abominations up. No? They’re not actually IN the Bible? Then why, as “good Catholics” who WROTE the Bible, didn’t you WRITE about those THINGS that you fervently hold as The TRUTH of God????!!

[smvoice]

Ooops, I mis-spoke. It’s not Mother of the Universe, it’s QUEEN of the Universe. Isn’t that right, terycarl? Wouldn’t want to be accused of lying here.

[Elsie]

Please give the Scriptures so I can look these abominations up. No? They’re not actually IN the Bible?

Thanks for this, SMV!