And I was talking about certain physical characteristics of blood flowing from a wound.
Does THIS offend you THAT much?
Ever seen somebody impaled on something? Unless it goes in rather raggedly, leaving a large hole, the nail would essentially fill the hole, with coagulation filling in around the edges for the most part. Crucifixions normally kept the individual alive for days, not hours.
I understand your quip - I am guilty of suchlike myself on occasion. But I say Baa to your post; you should feel sheepish and come home wagging your tail behind you.