I have to hand it to you, you Catholics are very sly and tricky. I almost fell for it. If I write them down here they wouldn't be unwritten, would they? Try again.
The Bible commands you to hold unwritten teachings given by the apostles. But you cannot, because you dismiss sacred tradition. So you don’t keep the commands of the new testament even on the terms you profess. And then treat it as a joke.
You are your own pope, and a poor one at that.