[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I’ve had LDS and JWs come to my house. Once they step inside, after about 15 minutes they try to escape, but I then ask them other questions and keep them here for another 15 minutes, then are glad to escape!

I love it when it is real HOT and my AC is off.

They never come back.

[Elsie]

I’ve had LDS and JWs come to my house.

 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.

[Graybeard58]

I’ve had LDS and JWs come to my house.

I've had various cults, including JWs come knocking over the years but nary a single LDS. I "feel" so discriminated against, maybe I should sue.