Elsie’s rules in post #28 are for LDS Missionaries who are volunteers and who devote 2 years (for men) 18 months (for women). They volunteer for the love of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and to bless everyone they come in contact with. The rules are to help the Missionaries stay true and faithful. I don’t know why some people want to make fun of them.
Elsie has no rules - the Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints does.