To: markomalley
Maybe the reason no one goes to Mass is that they aren’t Catholic anymore...
2 posted on
04/18/2013 4:48:21 PM PDT by
babygene
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To: markomalley
There is no reception of the sacraments via remote texts.
What a dualistic society we’ve become.
3 posted on
04/18/2013 4:50:47 PM PDT by
Bayard
To: markomalley
“It’s sorta awesome now. Last Sunday I was texting my boyfriend and I got this text that was all like ‘Th Lord b W u,’ and I was all texting back like, ‘n w ur spirit ; ),’ and then went back to my boyfriend and decided we’d just go pick up my roommate Sarah and then go to the bonfire. I guess it’s just kinda cool to know you don’t have to leave your social life just cause your at church.” Is this satire???
4 posted on
04/18/2013 4:52:01 PM PDT by
DouglasKC
To: markomalley
Conti says that if it weren’t for the distribution of the Eucharist, he would be happy to have the Mass go completely virtual. “I like to call it ‘e-fellowship.’” Don't let that be a concern. Someone will develop an app to download a virtual Eucharist by the end of the week. (Somehow, that really wouldn't surprise me.)
5 posted on
04/18/2013 4:56:24 PM PDT by
Bob
To: markomalley
I dunno, if I could find a quiet NO Mass I might go...j/k
10 posted on
04/18/2013 5:08:27 PM PDT by
informavoracious
(The ancient Greeks and Romans thought they were on the "right side of history.")
To: markomalley
11 posted on
04/18/2013 5:09:53 PM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: markomalley
Judgement, Purgatory, Hell, Heaven: all face to face - no text, and not virtual
13 posted on
04/18/2013 5:20:27 PM PDT by
jobim
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To: markomalley
You know, this is a pretty brilliant idea. No, I’m serious. Now I need the app the enables me to send the MOVE YOUR REAR text to those folks who stand in the door of the train and block my exit.
14 posted on
04/18/2013 5:37:59 PM PDT by
jocon307
To: markomalley
This priest needs some help in the area of relativism.
He is going down the drain, wouldn’t you say?
16 posted on
04/18/2013 5:40:45 PM PDT by
Salvation
("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
To: markomalley
The Mass is a coming together. Not a staying apart.
Just another heretic with a “new” idea that doesn’t understand the basics of his religion.
17 posted on
04/18/2013 5:52:50 PM PDT by
plangent
To: markomalley
I use this app of the Daily Bible Mass readings with liturgy at Mass. Maybe he does not know they are reading this from phone. The4 whole thing sounds stupid.
https://www.magnificat.net/english/iphoneweb.asp
19 posted on
04/18/2013 6:07:45 PM PDT by
johngrace
(I am a 1 John 4! Christian- declared at every Sunday Mass , Divine Mercy and Rosary prayers!)
To: markomalley
I learned years ago that satire just does not register on the FReepazoid mind.
Yeah, I do try it myself sometimes. And then when everybody starts with the dour sour solemnities and the dull earnest aspergers-like comments, I sez to myself, sez I: "Hey, didn't I learn years ago that satire just does not register on the FReepazoid mind?
So, let it be a lesson to ye.
26 posted on
04/18/2013 7:42:07 PM PDT by
Mrs. Don-o
(Dies irae, Dies illa, / Solvet saeclum in favilla, / Teste David et Sybilla.)
To: markomalley
This is the same Gonzaga that boots out students who defend themselves OFF CAMPUS
36 posted on
11/15/2013 10:28:39 AM PST by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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