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1 posted on 04/06/2013 4:15:02 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Alex Murphy; metmom; Larry Lucido

1 Corinthians 1:22 For Jews demand signs and Greeks seek wisdom, [and Americans seek both.]


2 posted on 04/06/2013 4:19:22 PM PDT by Gamecock ("Ultimately, Jesus died to save us from the wrath of God." —R.C. Sproul)
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To: Gamecock

” eats two or three pounds of Goldfish crackers in a week”

Ya, you’ll be seein’ things, too, if you eat that many of ‘em!


3 posted on 04/06/2013 4:24:15 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Gamecock

Don’t tell me: A fish?

(The imprint of a Phillips screw head?)


4 posted on 04/06/2013 4:24:54 PM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: Gamecock

Its a Lake City Goldfish!


6 posted on 04/06/2013 4:25:23 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: Gamecock; a fool in paradise

Goldfish? That must be a Jewish religious symbol then!


8 posted on 04/06/2013 4:29:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Gamecock
“I believe that it’s a sign, a sign from God ...
Oh yeah, an omnipotent God who created the entire damned universe, reveals himself through a goldfish cracker. Oy ...
9 posted on 04/06/2013 4:30:35 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Gamecock

I’d say more like it got smashed in the factory machinery.


11 posted on 04/06/2013 4:39:42 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Gamecock
Patti Burke eats two or three pounds of Goldfish crackers in a week

She ate three pounds, but only bought two fish crackers to begin with.

12 posted on 04/06/2013 4:43:31 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Gamecock

13 posted on 04/06/2013 4:44:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Gamecock

I dunno, it looks more like an arithmetic symbol than a cross.

(Go forth and Multiply?)


17 posted on 04/06/2013 5:13:41 PM PDT by mikrofon (Crackers)
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To: Gamecock

Are the faithful flocking to build a little shrine around the tasty goldfish? I didn’t realize they made candles and velvet Jesus paintings small enough.


19 posted on 04/06/2013 6:05:15 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Gamecock

This reporter couldnt bother finding out that the Greek word for fish is an acronym for “Jesus Christ, son of God, Savior?”


21 posted on 04/06/2013 6:26:51 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: Gamecock

I think this is stupid. However, I must say that this is another way in which believers have it better than non-believers. If a believer finds an image of Jesus on his tortilla, it’s cool. It makes his day. If an atheist does, it’s a bummer, or a silly distraction at best. He may have to doubt his sanity because he must be reading the blotches wrong.


24 posted on 04/06/2013 9:50:32 PM PDT by married21
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To: Gamecock; Revolting cat!
Something I’ve never seen before out of all the Goldfish I’ve eaten.”

Did she always look at every one of them or did she sometimes just mash a handful in her mouf?

25 posted on 04/07/2013 8:53:12 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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