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Florida woman finds religious symbol on Goldfish cracker
Click Orlando ^ | Apr 04 2013

Posted on 04/06/2013 4:15:02 PM PDT by Gamecock

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1 posted on 04/06/2013 4:15:02 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Alex Murphy; metmom; Larry Lucido

1 Corinthians 1:22 For Jews demand signs and Greeks seek wisdom, [and Americans seek both.]


2 posted on 04/06/2013 4:19:22 PM PDT by Gamecock ("Ultimately, Jesus died to save us from the wrath of God." —R.C. Sproul)
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To: Gamecock

” eats two or three pounds of Goldfish crackers in a week”

Ya, you’ll be seein’ things, too, if you eat that many of ‘em!


3 posted on 04/06/2013 4:24:15 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Gamecock

Don’t tell me: A fish?

(The imprint of a Phillips screw head?)


4 posted on 04/06/2013 4:24:54 PM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: Gamecock

Surviving 3 pounds of Goldfish crackers a week — now that’s a miracle!


5 posted on 04/06/2013 4:25:00 PM PDT by qwertyz
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To: Gamecock

Its a Lake City Goldfish!


6 posted on 04/06/2013 4:25:23 PM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: dynachrome

“Patti Burke eats two or three pounds of Goldfish crackers in a week, one by one, looking for the saltiest of the snacks.”

What a full and well rounded life, aside from the OCD, that is.


7 posted on 04/06/2013 4:28:32 PM PDT by JimSEA
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To: Gamecock; a fool in paradise

Goldfish? That must be a Jewish religious symbol then!


8 posted on 04/06/2013 4:29:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Gamecock
“I believe that it’s a sign, a sign from God ...
Oh yeah, an omnipotent God who created the entire damned universe, reveals himself through a goldfish cracker. Oy ...
9 posted on 04/06/2013 4:30:35 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: coloradan
(The imprint of a Phillips screw head?)

You beat me to it.

10 posted on 04/06/2013 4:37:52 PM PDT by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: Gamecock

I’d say more like it got smashed in the factory machinery.


11 posted on 04/06/2013 4:39:42 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Gamecock
Patti Burke eats two or three pounds of Goldfish crackers in a week

She ate three pounds, but only bought two fish crackers to begin with.

12 posted on 04/06/2013 4:43:31 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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13 posted on 04/06/2013 4:44:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: coloradan
(The imprint of a Phillips screw head?)

Or maybe the injection mold tip, depending on how the cracker batter is formed into fish shape.

14 posted on 04/06/2013 4:44:53 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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15 posted on 04/06/2013 5:05:47 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: KarlInOhio
Just think if she was some religious nut and wanted to sue or wanted a replacement fish. I mean the thought crossed my mind that if a Moslem had that cracker and or if it was 6 sided screw driver tip it would have been a Jewish symbol and the little gold fish industry would have been boycotted. And i can go on with this but .......................
16 posted on 04/06/2013 5:13:26 PM PDT by Plumberman27
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To: Gamecock

I dunno, it looks more like an arithmetic symbol than a cross.

(Go forth and Multiply?)


17 posted on 04/06/2013 5:13:41 PM PDT by mikrofon (Crackers)
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To: mikrofon
That would qualify as the sign of the "times".

Looks like the letter X to me.

18 posted on 04/06/2013 5:57:49 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Gamecock

Are the faithful flocking to build a little shrine around the tasty goldfish? I didn’t realize they made candles and velvet Jesus paintings small enough.


19 posted on 04/06/2013 6:05:15 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: coloradan
Obviously it's a reference to Philippians.

The former proclaim Christ out of selfish ambition, not sincerely, but to afflict me in my Freeping.

Oh yeah. That has to be it.

20 posted on 04/06/2013 6:10:02 PM PDT by Hoplite
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