[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

"And always make a point to be cleaning your gun when a potential suitor comes to the house to pick up your daughter."

As a twenty-ish guy, I would find that pretty underwhelming. Throw in some facepaint, some kind of medieval horse-gutting device and a bottle of strong alchohol on the table beside you and I might be a little perturbed. A little.

[Colorado Doug]

Where does one even find medieval horse-gutting devices? I only have ones for humans.