[Gamecock]

Call an alligator anything you wish. It doesn’t make it so.

Kind of undermines the whole premise of the Catholic Church.

"It's not a divorce, it's an annulment!"
"We are pro-life! Welcome to communion abortionist pols!"
"Priests can't marry" (Never mind that the "first Pope" was married!)

[count-your-change]

Substituting lobster for sirloin sounds like the kind of fasting rule we could all follow.