[billorites]

Hey fellas, I'm a Catholic!
Damn good one too.
Just sayin'...

[ArrogantBustard]

One of the requirements is "(d) have the use of reason"

That kinda excludes Slow Joe.

[Houghton M.]

Now that’s an idea whose time has come. Forget all that MSM boomletting for the first black African pope (never mind that we’ve had three of them already, 1500 years ago) and never mind that the guy they’re booming (Turkson) will never be elected because he’s openly campaigning.

Elect Biden and we’ll have the first idiot pope ever. Idiots deserve a chance too.

[Cronos]

I know its all jokes, but quite frankly I'd be terrified to be elected Pope. To be bishop and know that the road to hell is lined with the heads of bishops is terrifying enough.

If you or I sin we bring sin on ourselves; a bishop brings more to sin and the punishment due is worse.

No thank you....