I can appreciate how you feel, but the Catholic Church and Jesus Christ parted company more than 1000 years ago! Let me remind you also that you can’t bargain with Jesus, because even a Marine Corps Veteran has no leverage. You need Jesus, He doesn’t need you.
If Jesus is God or an incarnation of God, as Christians seem generally to believe, it is certain that one can bargain with God. Abraham, Noah, Jonah... The list goes on and on. Do you reckon he stopped negotiating when Jesus was born? Maybe that is the case. I’m not a Christian, therefore it’s the Hellfire for me, according to Christians. At the same time I figure there must be an eternal punishment for a guy like this no matter how many Hail Marys he recites. Nu?
"Reminding" people of blatant falsehood wastes your time, discredits you, and insults the intelligence of your audience.
If that's what you want, keep up the good work.