[Elsie]

Utah doesn't have any decent places to drink except in a pickup truck.

Not even at Eddie McStiff's in MOAB??

[Utah Binger]

Moab isn't really in proper obedience. No United Order success over there. They even have A Winery

Trouble is all bars in Utah have to follow the church driven silly rules. Also consider Moab is way way off the beaten path.